Tuesday, June 05, 2012

Health Tip

My morning email:

As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realized that I don't really give a rat's hiney. It's the tortoise life for me!

1. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.

2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat.

3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 8 months.

4. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years.

And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so. I'm retired. Go around me.

1 comment:

OldLady Of The Hills said...

LOL....This gave me a good laugh, and I thank you for that.
And I thank you for your very kind and understanding words about my dear brother. This is a really tough one.