An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time at that time of night.
The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the
effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late with
The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replies,
"That would be my wife."
Sunday, March 25, 2012
Kinda Funny and From my E-Mails:
Saturday, March 10, 2012
An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:
Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitch-hiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.'
Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?'
Man: 'What sins?'
Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you?'
Man: 'I'm Jewish.'
Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this?'
Man: 'I'm 92 years old ..... I'm telling everybody!'
Sunday, March 04, 2012
Isn't It Ironic?
The food stamp program, part of the Department of
Agriculture, is 'pleased' to be distributing the greatest amount of food stamps ever.
Meanwhile, the National Park Service, also part of the Department of Agriculture,
asks us to "please do not feed the animals" because the animals may grow
dependent and not learn to take care of themselves.
It does make you stop and think doesn't it?