Lovemaking Tips For Seniors
1. Wear your glasses to be sure your partner is actually in the bed.
2. Set timer for three minutes in case you doze off in the middle.
3. Set the mood with lighting (turn them ALL off).
4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.
5. Write partners name on your hand in case you can't remember.
6. Use extra polygrip so your teeth don't wind up under the bed.
7. Have Tylenol ready in case you complete the act.
8. Make all the noise you want. The neighbors are deaf too.
9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news.
10. Don't even think about doing it twice!!