LADIES YEARLY EXAM
I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basics...
How much do you weigh?' she asks.
'135,' I say.
The nurse put me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.
The nurse asks, 'Your height?'
'5 foot 4,' I say.
The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5' 2'.
She then took my blood pr essure and told me it is very high.
'Of course it's high!' I scream, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!'
She put me on Prozac.. What a BIOTCH..